It's the hope that hurts.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Exactly. In our hands, all down to us.

Ourselves Alone, or Sinn Fein if you're Irish

I'm not really into bogtrotter politics because I still haven't forgiven them for trying a German backed rebellion during the Battle of Verdun. But don't you mean that Trocky ah la?* Our day will come?

*Yes, I know it's not spelled like that but I can't stand the way the paddies expect us to learn Gaelic when they don't even use it. But no, have to call their PM the tower-seech. I mean, the Kraunts never complain about us calling Munchen Munich. We never moan about Douvres or Londres to the Frogs. But no, have to spell Gaelic or we're evil imperialists even though their entire economy is based on speaking English and allowing the Us tech companies to **** all of Europe in a beggar-thy-neighbour beggorah begosh.

**** them.

Except Paddy J, Paddy R, Sammy N, David O, Frank S, Chippy and the best Paddy of the lot, V.*

*Isn't Senegal one of those counties in the South?