We've actually taken 2 wickets

[Peter]

Ollie Pope is getting it pretty good in the Tele

'a nothing shot at a nothing ball by a nothing player'

Don't hold back mate

First two points are entirely true. The third is harsh.

This has probably been the most embarrassing Ashes i can remember. Can't say I thought for a minute that we could compete in the series but I never thought we would bat this badly. It is genuinely awful.