Can we sign a ****ing striker?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Sick of watching these reclamation projects fanny about in every part of the pitch apart from where a striker should be. Then when they're finally in the box you get that **** from Havertz last night. We were chasing a goal and Havertz and Jesus were passing it around down the right hand side while we had Saliba and Gabriel in the box. I've had enough.

Think about the poor souls born in the last 15 years. The only strikers they've seen at the club are Aubameyang, Lacazette.