I trust you'll still belt out Abide With Me along with the rest of us, as you whirl around the kitchen in your pinny? I mean, there's still standards, isn't there. Traditions and a' that
I see it's a good old traditional 17:30 k.o. Oh how I despise the FA
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'