Yesterday I encountered Simon Callow in a lavatory.

[Sir C]

I seem to recall reading somewhere that he did!

I confess I had to google the term 'choad', ti.

It is with huge sadness that I must tell you that I failed to examine the membrum virile; the surroundings encouraging me to show some regard for his privacy.

Rest assured that the next time I encounter His Callowness in a convenience, I will attempt a cheeky picture.