I have a pair of Russell & Bromley slippers I've had for nearly 30 years. My wife keeps trying to throw them out on the grounds that they look their age, but I won't let her.
After a bit of Googleage I'm gonna say flash git! I'm guessing you had slippers as a teenager then B, wtf?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'