Which is more than can be said for the rehabilitation workshops. I'd seriously love to read the feedback forms.
I saw the guy from Cambridge who runs this scheme was reduced to defending it on the basis that it'd been running 5 years and this was the first time one of the crims had gone on a killing spree at one of their events.
'Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 5 years. In 2015, no one died. In 2016, no one died. In 2017, no one died. In 2018, no one died. In 2019, someone died.'
RIP btw
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'