What the fück does Emery put in his hair?

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Nah. Has to be the meat dhansak, surely? The lentils give it body.

Whilst I love the heat of a vindaloo or phaal, my local does the finest jalfrezi.

Packed full of peppers, onions and, of course, birds eye chillies

Fúck it, that is my dinner sorted for tonight