He'd do well there, I reckon. He's all about being the underdogs, innit, and you can't play that game at United, or even Real Madrid. He could at Spurs though. Until he bankrupted them, of course.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."