Of those thins, how many are actually bad, though? We must push through this current snowflakery and get back to common sense and an appreciation of good old fashioned bantz.
None of them are bad, as such. That is, if you're winning. And, of course, the nowadays footballer is always winning, regardless of whether he is actually winning or not. If you follow.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."