Acceptable hootenanny line-up imo

[Sir C]

Have you done the training exercise where you end up upside down in a swimming pool strapped into a pretend cockpit ?

They don't really do that. You get chucked into a swimming pool wearing a life jacket and have to climb into a liferaft, that's about it.

By the time the flight deck is upside down and in water you're fúcked anyway.