Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
My father retains an affection for Shamrock Rovers, since a group of their players once prevented him from getting a kicking after he drunkenly drove his car into the stationary vehicle of a courting couple near their ground.

wd Shamrock Rovers
Indeed, though now that their ground is in Tallaght I can only offer best wishes to any person who crashes into a local's car.