As I said the other day, I think a lot of women who've happily benefitted from the casting couch are now using this furore to frame themselves as victims - or indeed to mask their activities by claiming he propositioned them but they refused.
Otherwise, you'd have to say that he had a very poor strike rate, wouldn't you?
In fairness, he couldn't be expected to get everyone an Academy award, could he.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."