I was in Wickes the other day wearing a pair of dirty workman's trousers I use when I'm on my allotment. The chap behind the counter called me 'mate' rather than 'sir'. I grunted indistinctly in return.
I had successfully passed as a working class person.
Doesn't having an allotment makes you ?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman