Pfff. Applying the coup de grace is an overrated occupation. The chap who loads the weapon is usually the real artist.
Right, van Gogh was merely a chap who splashed colours about. The real artist was the boy that went to shop and purchased the paint in the first place.
In fairness, I don't understand art.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."