Dear God. Is there anything these people wouldn't tax given a chance?

[Sir C]

Nah, I like a bit of statism. But if my dad wants to slip me five grand he should be able to. Hasn't happened yet but you never know.....

You don't though. Not really. You've just been brainwashed. You've had decades of Ben Elton and Alexei Sayle and all your friends preaching cobblers and you've just never really stopped to think about it.

Until now.