School just called to inform us my boy fell in the lake so they're sending him home.

[Burney]

Well tbf we had 2 handball courts,3 full size Gaelic pitches and an all-weather pitch for the soccer boys

I see that and raise you a swimming pool, two sports halls, squash courts, 4 fives courts, an all-weather hockey pitch, tennis courts, six cricket pitches (converted to however many rugger pitches in winter) including one that is used for county matches - all of course with a full-time groundstaff.

One took it for granted at the time, but looking back it does seem faintly ridicules.

They have a zoo there now. It was opened by the Queen.