our club like those two Septic owners did to the Scousers, I'll really kick off.

What are the laws in the UK on burning things in the street?

In my beloved India (and despised, bhenchod, neighbouring countries) they burn effigies of the cricket captain every time he ****s up.

If we don't sign some decent players and then play like **** at the start of the season, I'm gonna go to the ground after a game, and burn effigies of the Septics for that Arsenal Fans TV thing.

At least it would be more eloquent than 'bantered off by ....... ****housery' whatever the **** that means in English.

£250m in the bank. Welbz and BFG out all season, but we can only afford two unknown kids from Japan and Bolton? Chello Pakistan, Gazidis. Prepare for your effigy burning going viral.