Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
But this is surely what park benches are supposed to be for, isn't it? We can't let them be solely the preserve of old people, drunk teenagers, perverts and spies meeting their handlers, can we?
I get all that but I don't make the rules.

Well dressed middle-aged man sat on a park bench alone = pervert/nonce. The sandwich, irrespective of filling or bread type, is simply a form of cover.

Look at me, I am not a pervert, merely a chap on lunch.