trophy in May. It's too horrible to contemplate, but I can't get my thoughts off it.

They make commemorative DVDs when they beat us in the League Cup, ffs! What will they do if they win the league ahead of us?

The only conceivable upside to this is that crushing their hopes of a first league win for more than half a century would be particularly sweet, but I'm not sure that even that is enough to compensate for the stress.