asks “How’s work? Busy?” when they have absolutely no idea what you do, and that’s one who says creepy things like “you’re deep in thought, aren’t you?" as they peer over the top of your head.

Also, Mr barber, if your customer asks you for “just a tidy up, not too much off”, rather than sarcastically saying “any chance you can elaborate?”, how about reading between the lines and just keeping it the f**king same, but shorter?

Oh, and the whole leaving me sitting there with hair accumulating all over my face until the very end was massively uncool as well. .

Not a happy experience.