How long is it since thon loony sent them skint, 12 years? And they're still thoroughly a thoroughly mediocre, mid-table 2nd division side?

You'd think that a club with such a big history and support base would have bounced back quickly - or even been snapped up by an oligarch.

Next time you scream at Wenger to spendsahmfahkingmoney, it might be worth pondering the joys of prudence.