Dr Arse: 'Good morning, Mr Ozil- how are you?
Ozil : 'Fine, thank you'
Dr Arse: 'When was your last physical examination?'
Ozil: 'Yesterday, as usual after training '
Dr Arse: 'How are your ligaments '
Ozil : 'Fine'
Dr Arse: 'Good man, you pass. That will be £25,000 please'