There's an entire continent of 13 year old asian schoolgirls who predate that inveterate ****chucker's embarrassing celebration.

Unbelievable.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandcon sumer/10042652/Gareth-Bale-plans-to-put-heart-goal-celebrati on-on-clothing-after-filing-trademark.html

Then again, it does come with a pretty impressive picture.