Sleep in late.

Watch a parade.

Watch football (gridiron).

Drink wine.

Eat a huge meal of turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, squash, cranberry relish, rolls, gravy,a jello mold thingy, green bean casserole.

Nap.

Watch more football.

Start on drinking the Scotch.

Watch more football.

Have some dessert (Pecan pie, chocolate pie, pumpkin torte or apple pie)

Drink more Scotch.

Watch the late night football game.

Have a late night snack.

Drink.

Sleep.