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    Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
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    Herbs, as you've now usurped my place as Awimb's chief God-botherer, could you please

    ask our beloved Elephant-Headed Remover of Obstacles and God of Good Luck and Fortune to have a word with the Gods of Football and get us to beat PSG the day after my 55th birthday, please?

    Easy prayed for a hat-trick before his first NLD and it came to pass.

    I've been praying to Ganpati for decades to win us stuff, but on your very first go, you get Him to win us a title by getting Him to get the Gods of Football to bless the mighty Boscombe. These are facts.

    So please ask Him to get the Gods of Football to help us beat PSG.

    JAI SHREE GANESHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    ask our beloved Elephant-Headed Remover of Obstacles and God of Good Luck and Fortune to have a word with the Gods of Football and get us to beat PSG the day after my 55th birthday, please?

    Easy prayed for a hat-trick before his first NLD and it came to pass.

    I've been praying to Ganpati for decades to win us stuff, but on your very first go, you get Him to win us a title by getting Him to get the Gods of Football to bless the mighty Boscombe. These are facts.

    So please ask Him to get the Gods of Football to help us beat PSG.

    JAI SHREE GANESHA
    On it m8. You still didn't tell me that drug that assists a man's passage onto the Astral Plane. If I can get on there I reckon I have more chance of being heard. I'm thinking it was something as simple as Ket?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    On it m8. You still didn't tell me that drug that assists a man's passage onto the Astral Plane. If I can get on there I reckon I have more chance of being heard. I'm thinking it was something as simple as Ket?
    Some good quality MDMA will get your feet off the ground, Herb

    Not that i would know how to get that these days.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    On it m8. You still didn't tell me that drug that assists a man's passage onto the Astral Plane. If I can get on there I reckon I have more chance of being heard. I'm thinking it was something as simple as Ket?
    Which brings me to the question, what were our players doing at the training ground at 10:00 p.m. on a school night
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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