Now I'm worried about Burnley. We have a definite "switching off in

[redgunamo]

Next Monday, when it is still 0 - 0 four minutes into stoppage time, Viktor Gronkey the 1 legged totally Blind Donkey, will be cruelly and illegally felled in the box by some grim northern brutalist and the ref will wave away our appeals before yellow carding Gronks for simulation. You KNOW this R!

Too true, I'm afraid. He's due a goal too. Oh well.

[redgunamo]

If it is 0-0 in injury time next Monday, I probably won't be blaming the ref. Unless we are down to 9 men from 'debatable' red cards.. .

I'm sensing a barely-disguised air of quiet confidence. Even a fussbudget like you cannot deny the inevitable any longer?

[Peter]

I'm sensing a barely-disguised air of quiet confidence. Even a fussbudget like you cannot deny the inevitable any longer?

We have an incredible opportunity. But I never take anything for granted.

The hen is the wisest of all animal creation for she never cackles until the egg is laid....

[redgunamo]

We have an incredible opportunity. But I never take anything for granted.

The hen is the wisest of all animal creation for she never cackles until the egg is laid....

That's no fun, is it

[Peter]

That's no fun, is it

It isnt supposed to be fun. It's a league title.

You have to earn it.

Anfieod 89 wasnt fun for 91 minutes and 24 seconds. It was sheer heaven for the last minute and a half

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Here's the receipts

Nov 8
Sunderland 2 - 2 Arsenal
B.Brobbey 90+4'

Dec 6
Villa 2 - 1
B.Kamara 90+5'

Dec 23
Palace 1 - 1 Arsenal
M.Guehi 90+5'

Jan 25
Arsenal 2 - 3 Man U
M.Cunha 87'

Feb 18
Wolves 2 - 2
Edozie 90+4'

April 4
Soton 2 - 1 Arsenal
S.Charles 85'

May 10
West Ham 90+5' VAR to the rescue! |

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Next Monday, when it is still 0 - 0 four minutes into stoppage time, Viktor Gronkey the 1 legged totally Blind Donkey, will be cruelly and illegally felled in the box by some grim northern brutalist and the ref will wave away our appeals before yellow carding Gronks for simulation. You KNOW this R!

Tbf, our Vik doesn't go down much. Must be the stability of having one leg more than his opponents.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

We have an incredible opportunity. But I never take anything for granted.

The hen is the wisest of all animal creation for she never cackles until the egg is laid....

Oh, do **** off, P. The wellyphant is the Wisest. That's why Shiva used one to replace His son's head. That and it being the first animal he saw after he cut of Ganesha's head cos He, Shiva, was too stoned after smoking chillums up Mount Kailash for thousands of years.

That's why Ganpatiji combines the wisdom of the heffalump with the cunning of the rat, His vehicle.

Chickens like to stand on basketballs on Tottnumb shirts which is why they're utter ****s.

[Peter]

Oh, do **** off, P. The wellyphant is the Wisest. That's why Shiva used one to replace His son's head. That and it being the first animal he saw after he cut of Ganesha's head cos He, Shiva, was too stoned after smoking chillums up Mount Kailash for thousands of years.

That's why Ganpatiji combines the wisdom of the heffalump with the cunning of the rat, His vehicle.

Chickens like to stand on basketballs on Tottnumb shirts which is why they're utter ****s.

And your anti-americanism strikes again, unknowingly. That was a Lincoln quote

Of course, it isnt really a point about animals, it is merely a commentary on the human definition of wisdom.

He also said 'I have no time for the religion of any man whose dog and cat are not the better for it'.

Otherwise, I agree. The elephant is the most wonderful animal. The gentle giant. Indestructible, genuinely decent fellows. A great bunch of lads

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

And your anti-americanism strikes again, unknowingly. That was a Lincoln quote

Of course, it isnt really a point about animals, it is merely a commentary on the human definition of wisdom.

He also said 'I have no time for the religion of any man whose dog and cat are not the better for it'.

Otherwise, I agree. The elephant is the most wonderful animal. The gentle giant. Indestructible, genuinely decent fellows. A great bunch of lads

Ah, Puddles worships the Cat Goddess, Bastet, Daughter of the Sun God, Ra.

Because She orders us to give him yellow fin tuna fillets.

I'm sure only the Divine can explain why Sperz have a chicken on a basketball on their shirts cos I personally haven't the foggiest.

But of course wellies are the best. That's why Shiva gave Ganpati the head of won.