CowboyBuildersWimb: Currently renting in a new build house (2018) and have an offer

[Pokster]

I want this won. Plenty of room for my ponies.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...-75974839.html

Looks very nice, decorate a couple of the rooms and I'd be all over that .... if I had the extra money to buy it of course

[Sir C]

Looks very nice, decorate a couple of the rooms and I'd be all over that .... if I had the extra money to buy it of course

Actually that's the wrong one. I've got my eye on a similar-ish looking one with 4 acres and a stable block.

[Pokster]

Actually that's the wrong one. I've got my eye on a similar-ish looking one with 4 acres and a stable block.

Stock market crash might delay the retirement a bit though

[Sir C]

Stock market crash might delay the retirement a bit though

Cheer me up, why don't you?

Mind you, I remembered a lump of cash sitting in a savings account and popped that into a unit trust yesterday, so by this time next week I'll be rich, RICH I TELL YOU!

[barrybueno]

Strangely the largest purchases in my life have usually been ones where I spent very little time in thinking about it.

Car's I've bought on a spur of the moment and the flat I made an offer the day after I saw it.

Despite what everyone advises I've always bought the first car I've looked at (most of the time with no expert help at hand) and I bought my flat on a Saturday morning with a complete ******* of a hangover, paid the asking price too.

In my defence property prices were going mental at the time and of course I did have a survey done so no real risk.

[Luis Anaconda]

I want this won. Plenty of room for my ponies.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...-75974839.html

and guests I hope

[barrybueno]

Actually that's the wrong one. I've got my eye on a similar-ish looking one with 4 acres and a stable block.

This is what I'm talking about C >

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...-68806686.html

It's 2m wide ffs Even for a cottage that must be a world record. As my mate said that's not a house width that's a hallway.

And the washing machine is in the fúcking garden!

[Sir C]

This is what I'm talking about C >

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property...-68806686.html

It's 2m wide ffs Even for a cottage that must be a world record. As my mate said that's not a house width that's a hallway.

And the washing machine is in the fúcking garden!

That looks rather charming, b. Nice and cheap to heat, as well!

[barrybueno]

That looks rather charming, b. Nice and cheap to heat, as well!

Well if you say so C I might take it on, only need it for 6 months in theory so I could live with its little foibles. Might have to watch my telly in a portrait stylee tho in that frontroom

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Monty! You need to pull your finger out of your arse and show some due diligence. First imagine that when you come to sell the house the buyer is, how shall we say, one of your lot. He sees defective brickwork and an opportunity to screw down the sale price - what would you do?

Have you properly and fully had the sale scrutinized by your own independent solicitor. Many new builds in the last 20 years have managed to dupe buyers into signing into onerous road maintenance contracts. The key here is to ensure the council have taken on ownership of the roads i.e they are public and not private. These contracts are contrived to have you paying thousands within 50 years so in your case your kids will inherit nothing but an unassailable maintenance fee.

How do they sneak these deals by you? One of the their favorite tricks is to offer you a free legal service with their lawyer. This is good because he is a property expert you see? And you are a dopey cyunt because he is in on the scam.

You're jewish for fuxake so start acting like one and report back to this thread when you have properly studied the paperwork.