absurd promise of free broadband, and rightly so let me say. Haven't heard anything so ridicules since Labour predicted that nuclear power would deliver free electricity for all within a decade. You can't have free anything. People are kunts and if anything is free it is squandered.
But it doesn't even come close to the Tory loonies talking about rescinding the Beech Report - 60 years old now - and re-instating branch railway lines. Do they think the rails are all still there and only need a bit of a polish? With the exception of a few miles of track being maintained by hobbyists, most of the branch lines have had housing built on them.
Free broadband you have to sign up for...but it’s heavily censored a la China and North Korea
We’ll be digging out the old vhs tapes to have a decent wan k imo
Ah, the deviated septum repair. I know how that goes. Sneeze with your mouth open for a week. The weird part is when you pull a bit of stitching out of your nose and it tickles.
Of course, your Mrs will insist on you sleeping in the spare room as you will be sleeping with your mouth open and snoring like an old toad.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman