Tube?
What is this? Chauffeur's day off?
and had to stop and gawp at a tube map like a tourist, or some sort of yokel?
It's fúcking embarrassing.
I have been listening carefully to Mr Corbyn's eruditely expressed ideas for a better society. So I have given away my wealth to the poor and joined a terrorist organisation committed to finishing the job Hitler started. In this way I feel I will become a good person like Jeremy, John and Seamus.