Tempted to go down the obvious route
10 characters? Pile of cund.
IUFG "was it the Manchester United v Arsenal game at Old Trafford in 2004?
If so, I have no memory of that match, whatsoever..."
The hypnosis session was a complete success then
10 characters? Pile of cund.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”