Talking of chicks, I read a book by one and it was alright. :nod:

[IUFG]

Be honest, i. By 'pseudo-intellectuals', you mean 'guys with charm, good hygiene and interpersonal skills who got chicks', don't you?

they only got the type of chicks I wasn't interested in.

[Burney]

they only got the type of chicks I wasn't interested in.

Righto.

[IUFG]

Righto.

Local girls was where it was at, b.

Down the seedy Chicago House music club

happy daze

[Sir C]

Be honest, i. By 'pseudo-intellectuals', you mean 'guys with charm, good hygiene and interpersonal skills who got chicks', don't you?

I must confess, the filthy strumpets upon whom my lascivious gaze used to fall were rarely interested in the finer points of the western canon. The dirty bitches.

I punished them b. By Christ's tits I punished them!

[Burney]

I must confess, the filthy strumpets upon whom my lascivious gaze used to fall were rarely interested in the finer points of the western canon. The dirty bitches.

I punished them b. By Christ's tits I punished them!

Hmmm. I worry that you may go to your maker not fully shriven for these sins. When was your last confession? After all, sine confessionis fusione non fit remissio and all that.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. I worry that you may go to your maker not fully shriven for these sins. When was your last confession? After all, sine confessionis fusione non fit remissio and all that.

I know this, actually. I had my confession heard the day before my father's funeral, so that I could take communion at the service. You know, for my mum's sake.

Confession won't help me now though, will it? I'm an adulterer. I've basically shot my bolt when it comes to the Lord's compassion.

[Burney]

I know this, actually. I had my confession heard the day before my father's funeral, so that I could take communion at the service. You know, for my mum's sake.

Confession won't help me now though, will it? I'm an adulterer. I've basically shot my bolt when it comes to the Lord's compassion.

Oh, no. He's very forgiving about that sort of thing generally. It's the divorce that's the real problem. But even that's not insurmountable. All you need to do is ensure that you outlive your ex-wife and then divorce your current one and remarry in a Catholic service. Bish-bosh, you can be confessed and take communion. Job's a good'un.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Exactly. In real life a man who was that much of a cùnt would have struggled to make it past his 20th birthday. He'd have been quietly beaten to death and dumped on t'moor. Nobody at any point explains how he went about making his fortune despite his singular lack of interpersonal skills or discernible talent. He's just a bit of a cypher and is profoundly unconvincing.

Good word b. The next time I find myself at loggerheads with some irritating pseud at the dinner party table, I shall say "You are nothing more than a cypher and you are profoundly unconvincing!" and I shall watch him or her wilt.

[Burney]

Good word b. The next time I find myself at loggerheads with some irritating pseud at the dinner party table, I shall say "You are nothing more than a cypher and you are profoundly unconvincing!" and I shall watch him or her wilt.

One note of caution, though, h. If you do this in mixed company, don't forget to make sure you're wearing wellies, as the effect of this sort of thing on the ladies present will mean you will be ankle deep in fanny batter in no time.

[Sir C]

Oh, no. He's very forgiving about that sort of thing generally. It's the divorce that's the real problem. But even that's not insurmountable. All you need to do is ensure that you outlive your ex-wife and then divorce your current one and remarry in a Catholic service. Bish-bosh, you can be confessed and take communion. Job's a good'un.

I shall immediately adopt this plan, b. My immortal soul thanks you.