https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...rom-inside-car
Brave Sir Craig ran away
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.'
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'