'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
By 'ceramic' teeth I assume you mean straight, white ones? That would be consistent with the braces.
But wouldn't straight, white teeth improve his wholesome image? I thought everyone associated crooked, brown teeth with criminals and the lower classes?