When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.
Not at all. Michael Douglas made up as Liberace sweatily bumming Matt Damon would put even the most hardened sodomite off sex, I'd have thought.
To be honest, I think it's about time the pooves just accepted that their sexual practices are sickening and wrong and just kept it all to themselves.
I've nothing against them as chaps of course, but...y'know...yucky.