The United player swap rumours...with all due respect to...

[Tony C]

Armenian Mickey, Martial, Smalling and Phil Jones can’t we just give them Ozil, Sánchez and £20 for De Gea?

Seem to recall the latter two were targets but Arsene dithered over a couple of million and they went to United instead.

Can’t see them coming anyways seeing he’s bessotted with Greek Marv now.

[Ash]

Armenian Mickey, Martial, Smalling and Phil Jones can’t we just give them Ozil, Sánchez and £20 for De Gea?

Seem to recall the latter two were targets but Arsene dithered over a couple of million and they went to United instead.

Can’t see them coming anyways seeing he’s bessotted with Greek Marv now.

Token "they'd be shÃ*t if they played for us anyway" post. #Gloom #Doom