the leathery old nutcase is. Last night I heard them declaring that this latest episode, bellowing American state secrets from the rooftops, would surely actually finish him. No chance. If the Donster says it's fake then it's fake.
Until we are presented with irrefutable video evidence of him face raping a disabled orphan, he is going nowhere.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."