That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.

[Burney]

Perhaps, although I can't adequately express how much I would nonetheless.

Well, yes. But what I mean is that she is superficially attractive, but on closer examination the end product isn't really there.

[Ash]

Even his woman flatters to deceive.

Sharp knees, eh? :jorge:

[Monty92]

Well, yes. But what I mean is that she is superficially attractive, but on closer examination the end product isn't really there.

I know what you meant and I simply disagree. His 100 goals and her impossibly perky tits render your insulting analogy meaningless.

[Burney]

I know what you meant and I simply disagree. His 100 goals and her impossibly perky tits render your insulting analogy meaningless.

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me.

[redgunamo]

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me.

I don't think playing Scrabble is what saucy young blondes are for, to be honest.

[World's End Stella]

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me.

Is it really impossible to imagine Theo jamming it into her from behind while she inhales copious amounts of cocaine and felates Ox to completion?

Yes, I suppose it is. However, back in 5.

[SWv2]

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me.

She is a very ordinary looking bird to be fair.

Never fully understood a fascination with her.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

She is a very ordinary looking bird to be fair.

Never fully understood a fascination with her.

She's probably a 7/10. Footballers should be shagging 9s and 10s. No excuses.

[Ash]

She's probably a 7/10. Footballers should be shagging 9s and 10s. No excuses.

I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

[SWv2]

I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

I expect he does. She bought him a coffee machine you know.