Wohoo! 2k per year for all sprogs under 12 :cloud9:

[World's End Stella]

That's a decent shot, in fairness.

To be clear, that's Pokster, not me, right?

[Sir C]

To be clear, that's Pokster, not me, right?

I see no sweat

[World's End Stella]

I see no sweat

Very good

[World's End Stella]

He is, though, isn't he? Daft like a moose.

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

[Burney]

Tonight, 10 bells.

Eight bells is the highest the it goes, sw. I think you mean four bells on the third watch.

[Pokster]

He's got a massive bald head from which torrents of sweat pour. It's only the sweat that allows one to differentiate him from Pokster.

And his ****ing stupid accent... and hatred of Boycott.. **** (him, not Boycott)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

[Peter]

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

I can confirm he is not a drug dealer.

[Pokster]

IAHYK

And I am miles, and I mean miles, better looking than Pokster. And the stories of my sweating are highly exaggerated.

The Woodbine is f*cking hot and there was always that blondie barmaid with Jesus. Phwoar! (Blondie, not Jesus)

You are an Ugly **** who talks funny, while I am a gent with dashing good looks and a cheeky disposition

[World's End Stella]

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

He has shifty eyes, Viva. Always seems to be on the lookout for something. Possibly a copper.

Possibly an 06 Mondeo with potential.