Pat is paying with his Subway card
What shall I order ?
I might try their turkey escallop in a bun and wash it down with the house Lucozade
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Do you know, in desperation a couple of weeks ago, I had lunch in one of those Leon places in Liverpool street. You know, the ones part-owned by that fiercesome-looking lezza who used to plow Jack Monroe's furrow?
Well I went in, ordered some sort of meatballs, rice and salad effort. It was remarkably reasonably-priced and, do you know what, it was damned tasty. Tasty meatballs in a well-made sauce, properly cooked brown rice and a good, well-dressed salad - all for about a fiver, I think.
I was very pleasantly surprised, as I'd assumed it was just somewhere middle class mums took their kids to show they were better than the sort of people who took their kids to McDonald's. I mean, obviously it is that, but the food's actually quite competent.