The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter.
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons.
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.
My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.