This place is getting to heavy man. Lunch?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Say it aint so, Herbs!

You would eat a bacon sarnie 'sans relish'! What kind of offal scoffing barbarian are you J?

Okay, a touch of Chutney if Branston is a little too lumpen for you but there has to be something man!

[The Jorge]

You would eat a bacon sarnie 'sans relish'! What kind of offal scoffing barbarian are you J?

Okay, a touch of Chutney if Branston is a little too lumpen for you but there has to be something man!

Of course not, there's only really one acceptable answer.



Though I will accept ketchup in the catastrophic event that brown sauce isnt present. Not ****ing pickles and chutneys though, I mean what were you thinking? It's as mad as eating cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches.

[7sisters]

Oh it's dreadful, processed, inauthentic rubbish - but without it, whither the currywurst? Where the Coronation Chicken?

Sometimes dirty is goode. That's why I like your mum.

Gebackener Fleischkäse mit Spiegelei und Bratkartoffeln.. Now that's damned dirty but immensely satisfying.

[SWv2]

Bacon sarnie, streaky of course and done to a crisp, lashings of Lurpak (salted) and Branston

Sure why not just save yourself the cost of the pickle and do a ****e onto the sandwich.

You dirty *******.

[The Jorge]

ty sw, I dont feel that this flagrant deviancy has recieved enough ire.

[IUFG]

Just. ****ing. Wrong.

[TheCurly]

I just ate a chocolate flake.Then a bag of crisps.This was most pleasing

[Sir C]

I just ate a chocolate flake.Then a bag of crisps.This was most pleasing

Yes, but what of the Mars Bar, can of Coke?

Have you gone gay?

[SWv2]

I just ate a chocolate flake.

A girl's chocolate bar to be fair.

[TheCurly]

Yes, but what of the Mars Bar, can of Coke?

Have you gone gay?

Oh they were polished off at elevensesses