http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/06/the-knowledg e-unhappy-new-signings
I especially liked the sub-whelmed Jenks, who frankly looks like he's marrying a 80 year old dowager and hoping she'll die soon.
Also, poor old Denchmeister and his funeral face.
http://youtu.be/v37suDoylik
It sounds like the music they used to play behind pages from teletext bit on late night T.V.