Kai scored with his cock.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

[John Bunnell]

The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

[IUFG]

Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick?

Torreira v Huddersfield, iirc.

[7sisters]

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink.

[John Bunnell]

This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink.

That's a given really. Palmer is the real deal

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Torreira v Huddersfield, iirc.

Cheers. I had absolutely no memory of that game.

Gwendo looked good in the highlights. Whatever happened to him? He seemed like a bargain when we signed him.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink.

Kai fits our system perfectly. Scores, great, tall and good in the air, wins shedloads of duels etc. Complete all round player.

When we add Cala and Merino to him and the two CHs, that's 5 tall players for set pieces. Will be a nightmare to defend against.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

Can you remember against whom?

[Luis Anaconda]

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

Koscielny against Southampton
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10156124441087713

I have vague memories of Raphael Meade scoring one in the early 80s but might be tougher to find (think it was one of those Uefa Cup nights)

[Luis Anaconda]

This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink.

Obviously I would take Palmer - he is ridiculous but Kai plays a much more important role. We'd be ****ed without him imo