That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}