Kai scored with his cock.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

[John Bunnell]

The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

Can you remember against whom?

[John Bunnell]

Can you remember against whom?

I can't

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I can't

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

Oh, well. Cheers for trying. Surprised LA can't tell us which oppo in which season, who laid on the assist, what the final score was and which part of which foot he hit it with.

{i.e. Eduardo, outside of right heel into far left top corner from a Song chipped pass vs Burnley. What happened to him? He had so much talent. Loved him.}

Well, as we've now got a direct FK, however much a fortunate Godsend, let's have a volley for us like Eddie, RVP or that LCFC no.2 against us at the weekend. Fancy Leo for a hattrick soon for some reason, too.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Here's another Eddie volley - for Shaktar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa30hHSJvf4

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I can't

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

[Peter]

FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

The goal against Barcelona

[Luis Anaconda]

FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

What a player

[IUFG]

Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick?

Torreira v Huddersfield, iirc.