It's got to be Binface for me. He has more credibility than any of these other maniacs.
It's got to be Binface for me. He has more credibility than any of these other maniacs.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
For the first time in my life, I live in a marginal. And not only that, a Tory seat that will, Ganpati willing, become Labour. {In 2017, the Tories just beat Farrage, though the boundaries have changed since then. We had a Ukip council when we moved here c.2018. But because the goose-stepping fückwits couldn't get the bins collected, they were kicked out and replaced by Labour.}
My mum and dad's constituency, where I voted in '92, was one of the safest Tory seats in the country. Then lived in Hackney, Brockley, Streatham and Hackney which were solid Labour - 30k+ majority in Hackney.
But for the first time ever my vote could count and I could vote out the Tories.
If, Ganpati willing, my side wins, and wins really big, will you load up your plane and fly away from our incoming socialist paradise?