my neighbour has crashed into my car

[Pat Vegas]

Parking on the street is never great.

Just think, if you moved further out, you could have a drive and a garage (attached or not) with your detached 4-bedroom house.

Maybe even a horseshoe drive. Decent chance of not getting stabbed. See the stars of an evening, that sort of thing.

That's the plan
I live on a very quiet close which has a car park. Definitely need a drive way