Steady on, Charles! A man of your age will take a lot longer than 5 and probably shouldn't be involved in all that malarkey anymore at all!
On the upside, I can watch a Cl semi-final tonight with a relative air of indifference and enjoy the football. I might even have a beer.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."