"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I’m still struggling to think of any world class side in history where a gangly string bean strongly featured, outside of central defence.
They’re not built for it. They lack mobility and it takes an age for their brains to trigger signals to their feet, see ?
You want lots of 5ft 10 mesomorphs. That’s just the way of things
Zidane 6ft1 and Steffan Effenberg 6ft 2 might disagree
Berbatov, Zlatan - also fairly useful and 6ft plus. Dennis was 6ft. Kanu 6ft 4 Were the invincible world-class? Yaya Toure 6ft 2
(I did get the irony in the original post, btw, but made me think of which players have "quick/good feet for a big man")
I was going to include him, but Sir C would point out that he was an athlete not a footballer. Look at him being an athlete here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_re9m2ATso
Pires was also 6ft 1 - the gangling neanderthal